A Story, by Jasper, age 7

Once upon a time, a farmer taught his ducks how to dance. 

Now he hears "tip tap, click clack!" just about every second. 

So he taught them how to juggle. 

Now he hears "crash bam, bang wham!" just about every second. 

So he taught them how to write. 

Now he hears "scritch scratch, crumble crumble" just about every second. 

So he taught them how to be quiet. 

Now he is happy.